{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"ALSC Blog","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.alsc.ala.org\/blog","author_name":"Kiera Parrott","author_url":"https:\/\/www.alsc.ala.org\/blog\/author\/kierabird\/","title":"For the Potty-Mouthed Among Us","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"nKHSMm3mzP\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.alsc.ala.org\/blog\/2010\/09\/for-the-potty-mouthed-among-us\/\">For the Potty-Mouthed Among Us<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alsc.ala.org\/blog\/2010\/09\/for-the-potty-mouthed-among-us\/embed\/#?secret=nKHSMm3mzP\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;For the Potty-Mouthed Among Us&#8221; &#8212; ALSC Blog\" data-secret=\"nKHSMm3mzP\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.alsc.ala.org\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"&#8220;Oh, fiddlesticks!&#8221; The expletive exploded from my lips, echoing across the program room where a dozen preschoolers looked up at me wide-eyed, mouths agape.&nbsp; I swallowed hard and managed to glance up at the one mom sitting in the corner with a small toddler on her lap.&nbsp; I noted her eyebrow, cocked above a set of disapproving eyes.&nbsp; In response to a smile I hoped was apologetic, I received only a tight lipped &#8220;tsk&#8221; and a smooth dismissal.&nbsp; I never saw little Windham in storytime again. It&#8217;s not the first time my potty mouth has landed me in some hot water in the library.&nbsp; Just last month, after spilling a container of glitter across the textured carpet (nearly impossible to vacuum up all those minute, shiny bits), I was heard to exclaim in frustration, &#8220;For the love of pickles!&#8221; I&#8217;m not proud to admit that this foulness was said in..."}